by Dan Bern on album Fifty Eggs

The day they found a cure for AIDS The day they found a cure for AIDS Everybody took one little pill and was okay The day they found a cure The day they found a cure for AIDS Everybody took one

by Dan Bern on album Fleeting Days

The sermon at the church on Hollywood Boulevard Is on Adam and the Fall of Man Now I know exactly what they mean I feel a lot like Adam myself these days Fallen to the ground in a '68 Ford Fall

by Dan Bern on album Miscellaneous

Look mom They're gonna fry tim mcvay She said 'the nice guy who's on the cover of all those magazines? Why would they want to do a thing like that?' I said cause he killed all those people In oklahoma

by Dan Bern on album Fifty Eggs

I come down the steps I slip on the ice Santa Claus been lookin' who's been naughty, who's been nice I'm lookin' for one thing real tonight And Jesus, He comes up to me, Jesus, He sits down Sa

by Dan Bern on album Miscellaneous

Bludgeoned and bloody Walking around from memory Scared and lost and broken Only the whiskey still talking to me I inquired at the big apartment Building there in town Man there said, yeah, we got on

by Dan Bern on album Fleeting Days

All these questions Start to stick to me like cancer You talk and talk But I don't think I've got an answer If that's what's meant by confirmation I don't even want a nomination Piss on it, pi

by Dan Bern on album Fleeting Days

Please give me notice So I can buy a ticket for a train A train I've been hearing Over and over and again and again Tonight it seems you're sleepy So there ain't nothing else to do 'Cept drink

by Dan Bern on album Fleeting Days

You say the city has changed, well maybe it's true Y'say everything moves too fast down the avenue Y'say you just don't get that thrill tea for two Y'say the city has changed, well maybe it's you

by Dan Bern on album Smartie Mine

I'm as cranky as a bitch All I wanna do is spit Ain't nothing to eat after that feast Been gettin' laid regular at least And I don't wanna hurt you So stay out of my way today Every twenty e

by Craig Cardiff on album Goodnight (Go Home)

I met God On the edge of town Where the wind meets the stillness Where the darkness meets the light Where the ocean meets the sky Where the desert meets the rain Where the earth meets the heave

by Dan Bern on album Uncut: The Playlist March 2007

by Dan Bern on album Breathe

by SeepeopleS on album Hate

I want to be the president and kill everyone I want to be the president and fire all our guns If I was the president we would have so much fun If I was the president we would kill everyone I want to

by Dan Bern on album Adderal Holiday

Clouds were smeared across the sky Sun had stopped to chase a fly Didn't care bout when or why Some old car raisin up dust Some old car kickin up dirt Didn't care who it was or weren't I'll take it al

by Dan Bern on album Adderal Holiday

Some say that guy's lucky He's got a pool and a jet plane Some say that guy's lucky Can run like a freight train But I feel lucky When I get to wake up to you Ooh—what a lucky guy I am Ooh what a l

by Dan Bern on album Adderal Holiday

Gimme that Old Spice I'll play a couple tunes maybe twice I'll leave by train Same way I come in I'll have a hot smoke And a cold beer ‘Fore hittin that soft hay Workingman's reward at the end of th

by Dan Bern on album Adderal Holiday

I got bizness to do I got bizness to do See you later baby I got bizness to do I'll do my bit, you'll do yours I'm sure we'll both mop our own share of floors See you later baby I got bizness to do

by Dan Bern on album Adderal Holiday

Went to the confessional and honey I confessed Said a Hail Mary and then chucked the rest Ooh, chuck the rest Went and caught a pheasant and I grabbed her by the breast Plucked a tail feather and the

by Dan Bern on album Adderal Holiday

Katey's in the choir loft The Reverend's in the pews Talking to the worshippers With mirrors on his shoes Trevor's in Mahoney Park With Vicodin and crack And books out from the library He's never taki

by Dan Bern on album Adderal Holiday

I bin kicked outta hotels I bin kicked outta bars I bin kicked outta parties And radio stations I bin kicked outta parking lots Bin kicked outta stadiums But oh I ain't getting kicked outta here I bi